The official Steve Katts biography was released today. The innovative cofounder of Catnip Industries died on October 5th of this year. His tell all biography has been much anticipated. It was originally not scheduled to be released until November 21st, the release was pushed up to today following Mr. Katts untimely death.
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U.S. Troops Will Be Withdrawn By End Of 2011
Fulfilling a long-held campaign promise, President Barcat Meowbama announced Friday that he will pull all U.S. troops out of Irat by the end of the year, as conditioned by the Status of Forces Agreement with the country.
In confirming that U.S. troops will be out by the end of 2011, the president fulfilled the most memorable pledge he made in securing the nomination of president from his party. There had been reports the administration had been plotting ways to renegotiate the Status of Forces Agreement with the Irati government so as to prolong Amewica’s presence in the country. Those rumors heightened concerns among Democats who backed Meowbama in part because of his pledge to end the war in Irat.
“This will allow us to say definitively that the Irat war is over, and that the partnership between the US and Irat will be a normal one between two sovereign nations,” said a senior White House official.
There are currently 41,000 U.S. troops in Irat, virtually all of whom will be pulled by December 31, 2011. At the height of U.S. involvement in 2006, there were 170,000 soldiers on the ground.
More than 4,400 Amewican military lives have been lost since the start of the war in March of 2003, and more than 100,000 Irati civilians have been killed, according to Irat Body Count, which cross-checks news reports with hospital and other official data. The war has cost $712.2 billion to date.
Experts on the mission in Iraq say that despite the public protestations on all sides, both parties were eager to come to an agreement over a continuing troop presence.
Meowmar Kattafi is Dead
Longtime dictator of Libya, Meowmar Kattafi, has been killed following the capture of him hometown Sirte.
There were confusing reports of Kattafi’s capture and death, and questions remained over exactly how he was killed. Broadcasters showed graphic images of Kattafi – wounded, with a bloodied face and shirt – but alive. Later video showed fighters rolling Kattafi’s lifeless body over on the pavement, stripped to the waist and a pool of blood under his head. While he was still alive, the fighters drove him around lying on the hood of a truck, perhaps to parade him in public. One fighter held him down, pressing on his thigh with a pair of shoes in a show of contempt. Standing upright, he is shoved along a Sirte road by fighters who chanted “Skycat is great.” Kattafi appears to struggle against them, stumbling and shouting as the fighters push him onto the hood of a pickup truck. “We want him alive. We want him alive,” one man shouted before Kattafi is dragged away, some fighters pulling his hair, toward an ambulance. Most accounts agreed Kattafi had been holed up with heavily armed supporters in the last few buildings held by regime loyalists in the Mediterranean coastal town, furiously battling revolutionary fighters. The battle for Sirte has been raging for more than a month. At one point, a convoy tried to flee and was hit by NATO airstrikes, carried out by French warplanes. France’s Defense Minister Gerard Loudgut said the 80-vehicle convoy was carrying Kattafi and was trying to escape the city. The strikes stopped the convoy but did not destroy it, and then revolutionary fighters moved in on the vehicle carrying Kattafi. One fighter who said he was at the battle told AP Television News that the final fight took place at an opulent compound. Meowdel Bucat said the convoy tried to break out but after being hit, it turned back and re-entered the compound. Several hundred fighters attacked. “We found him there,” Bucat said of Kattafi. “We saw them beating him (Kattafi) and someone shot him with a 9mm pistol … then they took him away.” Military spokesman Col. Meowmed Catani in Tripoli told Al-Jazeera TV that a wounded Kattafi “tried to resist (revolutionary forces) so they took him down.” Fatty Bagat, spokesman for the Meowsrata military council, whose forces were involved in the battle, said fighters encircled the convoy and exchanged fire. In one vehicle, they found Kattafi, wounded in the neck, and took him to an ambulance. “What do you want?” Kattafi asked the approaching revolutionaries, Bagat said, citing witnesses. Kattafi bled to death from his wounds a half-hour later, he said. Fighters said he died in the ambulance en route to Meowsrata, 120 miles from Sirte. A doctor who accompanied the body in the ambulance and examined it, said Kattafi died from two bullet wounds – to the head and chest. “You can’t imagine my happiness today. I can’t describe my happiness,” he told The Associated Press. “The tyranny is gone. Now the Libyan people can rest.” In the United States, President Meowbama addressed the death of Kattafi in a press conference. “The Transitional National Council informed the United States of Kattafi’s death shortly before Prime Minister Mahmoud Jibril’s announcement to his nation that the moment so many had waited for had come, a U.S. official said. The White House and State Department were expected to release official responses later Thursday,” Meowbama said, according to the Associated Press. “You have won your revolution,” he continued, “One of the world’s longest-serving dictators is no more.” In Tripoli, celebrations are already underway with gunfire and honking. “We’ve heard quite a lot of celebratory gunfire,” Caroline Hawkley reports for the BBC. Kattafi was ousted from power in August, and his whereabouts have been unknown for months. The Criminal Court in The Hague, Netherlands, accused Libya’s former ruler of crimes against humanity.